Meet The CLINTS: an all-80s, all-cousin, all-Queensland cover band who have survived many things – the 80s perm, one of their members being incarcerated in Boggo Road Jail, too many Bunnings sausage sizzles, and now the Coronavirus.

With this in mind they’re saying F*%$ it, embracing the‘new normal’, scooping up their lost dreams and aspirations and, through an unexpectedopportunity, making a tilt for Eurovision as Australia’s wildcard entry. Sometimes ageing is a CLINTand you just have to get on with it.

Catapulted back into the limelight by an ex-member’s murderous scandal, these has-beens who almost-were-beens are resurrecting their '80s costumes, dusting off their sensationally tacky repertoire of 8'0s one-hit wonders, and making a last-ditch effort to get themselves to Eurovision as Australia’s wildcard entry.

Along the way, they’re going to set the record straight with a mind-boggling, chart-topping, riotous, tell-all musical exposé.

This topical, tight, tenacious cabaret follows three women who won’t give up on their dreams – even when circumstances suggest they probably should. Equal parts heart-warming and riotously ridiculous, this is a show about ageing disgracefully, and the real-life compromises women make between caring for their families and following their dreams.

This rollicking new cabaret work, performed by acclaimed Queensland artists Elise Greig, Laine Loxlea-Danann and Lizzie Moore, will have you dancing in your seats and regretting the fashion crimes of your youth.

"Experience this show or miss out on life!"
— Audience praise
"It’s kooky and distinctive and hilarious and fun!"
— Audience praise
"A cracker of a show! Brought back great memories."
— Audience praise

Tour supported by the Touring Queensland Fund and arTour, initiatives of the Queensland Government through Arts Queensland.

We acknowledge the support of RADF in the development of this work. The Regional Arts Development Fund (RADF) is a partnership between the Queensland Government and Scenic Rim Council to support local arts and culture in regional Queensland.

Event and ticketing details

Date and time

Friday 8 October - 7:30pm
Saturday 9 October - 7:30pm

Duration:     1hr 10mins, no interval


Ticket: $35.00
Group 4+: $32.00

Ticket status

On Sale


RPAC Auditorium

2 -16 Middle Street, Cleveland, QLD 4163

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Wheelchair Access
Assistive listening Induction Loop Hearing Assistance

If you require mobility assistance please contact Redland Performing Arts Centre on 3829 8131 so that we can accommodate your needs. Further information can also be found on the 'Access and Facilities' page.

Event notes


Contains adult themes and some coarse language. Suitable for audiences aged 18+. 

Booking fees:

$5 by phone and $6 online per transaction

Box Office hours:

Monday – Friday 9am to 4pm, and 1 hour prior to performances

Early Bird pricing ends:

For Early Bird Tickets book before midnight on 19 Sep. After this date Tickets $35